Chewbacca Facts

Chewbacca Joke 141

ragglefraggleking — Tue, 29 Mar 2011 16:24:28 +0000

The 50 stars on the American flag don’t stand for the number of states. They stand for how many times Chewbacca is going to smash your face into a car windshield if you give him a dirty look.

Chewbacca Fact #140

hindleyite — Tue, 29 Mar 2011 10:50:46 +0000

Chewbacca was the subject of an animated rockumentary composed by the band Supernova. In it, he battles Hitler, saves Betty Rubble and, erm, uses the toilet.

Chewie: whatta Wookie.

Chewbacca Fact 139

ragglefraggleking — Mon, 28 Mar 2011 23:13:12 +0000

Contrary to popular belief, Hitler didn’t commit suicide. Chewbacca ripped his face off. Repeatedley.

Chewbacca joke 138

ragglefraggleking — Mon, 28 Mar 2011 22:47:03 +0000

Chewbacca is so badass he can kick ass, and not take names later.

Chewie joke 137

ragglefraggleking — Sun, 16 May 2010 18:34:29 +0000

Chewbacca doesn’t use a calculator. He punches problems in the face until they give him answers.

Chewbacca Joke 136

ragglefraggleking — Fri, 07 May 2010 23:38:45 +0000

Chewbacca spreads napalm jelly on his toast every morning.

Chewbacca joke 135

ragglefraggleking — Thu, 06 May 2010 01:41:47 +0000

Chewbacca was employed as a living land mine in the Vietnam War. There have been no other sucessful attmepts at creating such high level of power.

Chewie Fact 135

ragglefraggleking — Tue, 04 May 2010 11:11:05 +0000

Chewbacca plays dodgeball with 12 kiloton concrete balls, and then uses them as meatballs in his spaghetti.

Chewbacca joke 134

ragglefraggleking — Mon, 03 May 2010 21:39:39 +0000

Chewie fought the law and the law won. Seconds after being arrested, Chewie beat one of the police officers to a quivering pulp with another police officer.

Chewie Fact 133

ragglefraggleking — Mon, 03 May 2010 21:37:21 +0000

Chewbacca is awesome beyond comprhension, and more than you could ever aspire to be.