Chewbacca Fact No. 42

Contrary to popular belief, the Earth actually revovles around Chewbacca.

Chewie Fact Number 41

Instead of water, Chewbacca drinks Mercury.

Chewie Fact No. 40

Chewbacca mixes his morning coffee with rat poison and spreads radioactive goop on his toast.

Chewbacca Fact Number 39

One idiot thought he could over power Chewbacca using 12 gallons of Nair. Chewie took the Nair from the man, drank it all, and only a quater of one hair fell off. Then, he unleashed a Wookiee roar that was so powerful, the man’s skin had peeled off his body.

Chewbacca Fact Numero 38

Chewbacca was the drummer for the band Galaxy Rock (Pictured above). Chewie was imediantly inducted into the Rock Hall of Fame as the Greatest Drummer of All Time. All other competition have been killed in strange bowcaster incidents.

Chewbacca Fact # 37

When Chewbacca laughs at danger, danger goes running home crying for its mommy.

Chewbacca Fact Number 36

The proton missle Luke Skywalker shot to destroy the Death Star was actually a metal casing, which contained Chewbacca inside.

Chewie Fact No. 35

Every New Year, Chewie fishes for Colo claw fish(pictured above) with a paperclip and a piece of string attached to a toothpick, sucessfuly.