Chewbacca Fact 92

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Chewbacca ate a steel bar and crapped out the Death Star.

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Chewbacca actually wrote John Lennon’s song, Imagine. He let him copy it so he could get free tickets to a Beatles reuinion concert.

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The Grim Reaper is afraid to tell Chewbacca that he died in the 1999 book Vector Prime.

Chewbacca Fact 89

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Chewbacca doesn’t listen to CD’s, he simply punches famous rock bands in the face until they play a live performance for him.

Chewbacca Fact 88

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Chewbacca is so good at Runescape, that his combat level just says: “Mess With Me And Your Arms Will Automatically Be Torn From Their Sockets, And Then You Will Blow Up In The Pure Awesomeness Of ME!!!”.

Chewbacca Fact 87

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Reported encounters with BigFoot, Yeti, wolfmen,  and Harry Henderson have actually been discovered to be Chewbacca.

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Chewbacca actually gets haircuts regularly because if he did not he would grow a ferocious mane of raw power which would consume the world.