Chewbacca Fact 92

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Chewbacca ate a steel bar and crapped out the Death Star.

Chewbacca Fact 91

Chewbacca actually wrote John Lennon’s song, Imagine. He let him copy it so he could get free tickets to a Beatles reuinion concert.

Chewbacca Fact 90!

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The Grim Reaper is afraid to tell Chewbacca that he died in the 1999 book Vector Prime.

Chewbacca Fact 89

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Chewbacca doesn’t listen to CD’s, he simply punches famous rock bands in the face until they play a live performance for him.

Chewbacca Fact 88

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Chewbacca is so good at Runescape, that his combat level just says: “Mess With Me And Your Arms Will Automatically Be Torn From Their Sockets, And Then You Will Blow Up In The Pure Awesomeness Of ME!!!”.

Chewbacca Fact 87

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Reported encounters with BigFoot, Yeti, wolfmen,  and Harry Henderson have actually been discovered to be Chewbacca.

Chewie Fact 86

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Chewbacca actually gets haircuts regularly because if he did not he would grow a ferocious mane of raw power which would consume the world.

Chewbacca Fact 85

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Briefly in 2005, all Chewbacca action figures had to be recalled from stores after reports of children getting  their arms torn from their sockets by Chewie’s little plastic hands.

Chewbacca Fact 84

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Chewbacca invented the term “blood sucking lawyers” after roaring at his lawyer with such intensity that he was turned into a vampire.

Chewbacca Fact No. 83

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Chewbacca speaks with grunts and growls because he’s too cool for words.

Chewbacca Fact 82

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Chewbacca keeps a spare laser rocket launcher under his coat of fur in case he needs to destroy an entire planet, which he does on a daily basis.

Chewie Fact 81

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Chewbacca actually has two other arms which he conceals unless he needs to completely own Doc Ock from Spiderman, which he does on every other weekend.

Chewbacca Fact 80

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Chewbacca created the evil Empire because he had already beat-down every other thing in the Universe.

Chewbacca Fact 79

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Chewbacca once ripped a man’s arms off, just for snoring too loud.

Chewbacca Fact 78

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Chewbacca is an insanely skilled bass player, only to be rivaled by Geddy Lee, the bassist and lead singer of Chewie’s favourite band, Rush.

Chewie Fact No. 77

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Chewbacca’s career as an MLB superstar came to an abrupt end when he ripped an umpire’s arms out of their sockets.

Chewie Fact #76

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Chewbacca’s head is actually edible and considered a delicacy in certain Asian and Central American countries. Some say that one munch on the hallowed fur can lead to a level of strength humankind cannot quantify.

Chewbacca Fact No. 75

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To show his gratitude for allowing him live, the Emperor has a tattoo of Chewbacca, aswell as a framed picture of the two at a Rush concert.

Chewbacca Fact 74

 

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If you can see Chewbacca, he can see you. If you can’t see Chewbacca, you may have only seconds before your arms are torn from their sockets.

Chewbacca Fact No. 73

 

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Chewbacca was originally cast to play the Terminator. However, he was fired on account of tearing off the arms of the director, after losing in a game of checkers to him.

Chewie Fact 72

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Chewbacca uses a simple three step process to pwn his foes: Aim, Shoot, PWNED.

Chewie Fact No. 71

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Chewbacca currently holds every single Olympic Record in the history of the world

Chewbacca Fact No. 70

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Chewbacca’s only talks in grunts and growls because if anyone ever heard his real voice, their head would explode in the pure awesomeness.

Chewbacca Fact No. 68

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Chewbacca, so tough he just scared away color.

Chewbacca Fact 67

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Chewbacca’s roar is fierce enough to wipe out city blocks, yet it is gentle enough to soothe an infant to sleep.

Chewie Fact 66

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For a limited time during the 1977 Academy Awards, the Oscar was replaced with a new award, named the Chewie.

 

Chewbacca Fact 65

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Chewbacca is set to appear on the US 2011 twenty dollar bill.

Chewie Fact No. 64

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Princess Leia should have given Chewie his medal……

Chewie Fact No. 63

Chewie could deflect lightsabers with his bare hands and drink raw X-Wing fuel straight out of the tank.

Chewie Fact Number 62

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Chewbacca possesses to powers of telekinesis, and can communicate with all creatures of the universe.

Chewbacca Fact No. 61

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Mario should have let the Wookiee win…

Chewbacca Fact Number 60

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Chewbacca is an NBA All Star. He currently holds the world record for slam dunks.

Chewie Fact No. 59

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The popular video game series, Halo, was based on Chewbacca’s first Boy Scout field trip.

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Chewbacca is so incredibly awesome that he could overpower any of the other cardboard cutouts in the comic book shop within seconds, and be moving on to the collection of Spiderman collectables before you can say “Holy Jeebs!”

Chewbacca Fact 57

The Locust Horde from the Gears of War series were actually Chewbacca’s third grade science fair project.

Chewie Fact 56

When alone in the Millenium Falcon’s cockpit, Chewie likes to get groovy.

Chewie Fact Number 55

Chewbacca uses his Wookiee Mind Tricks to control to weak minded.