Chewbacca Fact 85


Briefly in 2005, all Chewbacca action figures had to be recalled from stores after reports of children gettingĀ  their arms torn from their sockets by Chewie’s little plastic hands.

Chewbacca Fact 84


Chewbacca invented the term “blood sucking lawyers” after roaring at his lawyer with such intensity that he was turned into a vampire.

Chewbacca Fact No. 83


Chewbacca speaks with grunts and growls because he’s too cool for words.

Chewbacca Fact 82


Chewbacca keeps a spare laser rocket launcher under his coat of fur in case he needs to destroy an entire planet, which he does on a daily basis.

Chewie Fact 81


Chewbacca actually has two other arms which he conceals unless he needs to completely own Doc Ock from Spiderman, which he does on every other weekend.

Chewbacca Fact 80


Chewbacca created the evil Empire because he had already beat-down every other thing in the Universe.

Chewbacca Fact 79


Chewbacca once ripped a man’s arms off, just for snoring too loud.