Chewbacca Fact 99

Chewbacca drives a flaming chopper covered with the bones of unlucky victims.

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Chewbacca Fact 98

When Chewbacca is called to Jury Duty, he doesn’t go. He simply sends a photo of his face melting glare in reply to the letter and goes about his buisness.

Chewie Fact No. 97

Chewbacca inspired Pink Floyd’s famous song Another Brick In The Wall Part 2, which featured the prominent lyrics, “We don’t need no education.” after finding a loop hole in Einstein’s theory of relativity at age three.

Chewie fact #96

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Chewbacca is actually made of sponge, marzipan and jam, and is so very very tasty. Much tastier, in fact, than a stormtrooper coated in butter.

Chewbacca Fact 95

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Chewbacca created The Rolling Stones because he didn’t like The Beatles.

Chewbacca Fact 94

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Chewbacca thinks that he is awesome, so therefore he is.

Chewbacca Fact 93

 

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Chewbacca is awesome. If for even one second you think about Chewbacca not being awesome, Chewbacca will crash through a window, tear your arms off, and beat you to death with them. Then he will win 67 consecutive NFL Superbowls in a row while listening to Rush.