Chewie joke 137

Chewbacca doesn’t use a calculator. He punches problems in the face until they give him answers.

Chewbacca Joke 136

Chewbacca spreads napalm jelly on his toast every morning.

Chewbacca joke 135

Chewbacca was employed as a living land mine in the Vietnam War. There have been no other sucessful attmepts at creating such high level of power.

Chewie Fact 135

Chewbacca plays dodgeball with 12 kiloton concrete balls, and then uses them as meatballs in his spaghetti.

Chewbacca joke 134

Chewie fought the law and the law won. Seconds after being arrested, Chewie beat one of the police officers to a quivering pulp with another police officer.

Chewie Fact 133

Chewbacca is awesome beyond comprhension, and more than you could ever aspire to be.

Chewbacca Fact 132


Seconds after this photo was taken Chewbacca sprang intoaction and literally ate this man alive, after ripping him in half of course. Don’t mess with Chewie.