Chewbacca Joke 141

The 50 stars on the American flag don’t stand for the number of states. They stand for how many times Chewbacca is going to smash your face into a car windshield if you give him a dirty look.

Chewbacca Fact #140

Chewbacca was the subject of an animated rockumentary composed by the band Supernova. In it, he battles Hitler, saves Betty Rubble and, erm, uses the toilet.

Chewie: whatta Wookie.

Chewbacca Fact 139


Contrary to popular belief, Hitler didn’t commit suicide. Chewbacca ripped his face off. Repeatedley.

Chewbacca joke 138

Chewbacca is so badass he can kick ass, and not take names later.