Chewbacca Fact 50!

Under neath Chewbacca’s fur coat is a layer of armor made from a combination of steel and ivory, indestructable cell phones, spider silk, and 17 Chinese phone books.

Chewbacca fact #44


Chewie is so indestructible
that he was employed as a human tank by the US Army to fight in WWII. Subsequent attempts to recreate his level of armour using stainless steel and London gangsters have been largely unsuccessful.

Chewie Fact #31

Chewbacca was a pitcher for the New York Yankees in a previous life. Often the batter would purposely strike out just to be further away from Chewie’s piercing growl.

Chewie Fact #27

Underneath his furry exterior, Chewie wears a bulletproof jacket to avoid being sniped in drive-by shootings comitted by those Trandosan slavers. He also keeps three chickens and a hammock underneath his knee.

Chewie fact 21

Chewbacca’s nickname is ‘Chewie’. Anybody found calling him ‘Chooey’, ‘Chuie’ or ‘Chwee’ will imediantly be eaten by Chewbacca’s pet Rancor.

Chewbacca nugget #19

In 1998, Chewbacca sued a confectionery company for usage of the name “Chewie” on a make of chewing gum. The case lasted three years, the result of which was Star Wars: The Phantom Menace.

Chewie Fun Fact Number Sixteen


Chewie’s favourite band is the Animals and his preferred method of transport is the van from Dumb and Dumber (pictured above).