Chewbacca Fact #140

Chewbacca was the subject of an animated rockumentary composed by the band Supernova. In it, he battles Hitler, saves Betty Rubble and, erm, uses the toilet.

Chewie: whatta Wookie.

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Chewbacca Joke 117

Chewbacca doesn’t use spellcheck, because the words automatically arrange themselves correctly in fear of being uber-killed by Chewie’s furious Wookiee Roar.

Chewie Fact #101

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Chewbacca was briefly transformed into a human so he could appear in the movie Highlander.

Chewbacca Fact Number 100!!

On 10/9/09, NASA shot a rocket into the moon to discover if it had water under the surface. Contrary to popular belief, the rocket was actually Chewbacca in disguise.

Chewbacca Fact 99

Chewbacca drives a flaming chopper covered with the bones of unlucky victims.

Chewbacca Fact 98

When Chewbacca is called to Jury Duty, he doesn’t go. He simply sends a photo of his face melting glare in reply to the letter and goes about his buisness.

Chewie Fact No. 97

Chewbacca inspired Pink Floyd’s famous song Another Brick In The Wall Part 2, which featured the prominent lyrics, “We don’t need no education.” after finding a loop hole in Einstein’s theory of relativity at age three.