Chewbacca Joke 117

Chewbacca doesn’t use spellcheck, because the words automatically arrange themselves correctly in fear of being uber-killed by Chewie’s furious Wookiee Roar.

Chewbacca Fact Number 100!!

On 10/9/09, NASA shot a rocket into the moon to discover if it had water under the surface. Contrary to popular belief, the rocket was actually Chewbacca in disguise.

Chewbacca Fact 99

Chewbacca drives a flaming chopper covered with the bones of unlucky victims.

Chewbacca Fact 98

When Chewbacca is called to Jury Duty, he doesn’t go. He simply sends a photo of his face melting glare in reply to the letter and goes about his buisness.

Chewie Fact No. 97

Chewbacca inspired Pink Floyd’s famous song Another Brick In The Wall Part 2, which featured the prominent lyrics, “We don’t need no education.” after finding a loop hole in Einstein’s theory of relativity at age three.

Chewbacca Fact 95

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Chewbacca created The Rolling Stones because he didn’t like The Beatles.

Chewbacca Fact 94

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Chewbacca thinks that he is awesome, so therefore he is.