Chewbacca Joke 129

Chewbacca’s fearsome Wookiee growl once destroyed a small town in the Nevada dessert. The US government attempted to cover the event up by stating that there was nuclear testing going on.  Many other apparent “nuclear” incidents have actually been Chewbacca cover ups.

CHEWBACCA JOKE/FACT 128

Chewie enjoys riding motorcycles around in the dessert for no apparent reason. When asked on this topic, Chewbacca simply stated he was planning on making a giant picture of himself in the sand using his tire tracks. Whether or not he accomplished this goal, we do not know. However, when Americans started to move West in the 1800’s people found a large mountain range shaped eerily like a large dog. The Rocky Mountains have since changed in appearence due to erosion and other natural causes.

Chewie Fact 125

Chewbacca taught Lance Armstrong how to ride the bike.

Chewie Fact No. 77

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Chewbacca’s career as an MLB superstar came to an abrupt end when he ripped an umpire’s arms out of their sockets.

Chewbacca Fact No. 73

 

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Chewbacca was originally cast to play the Terminator. However, he was fired on account of tearing off the arms of the director, after losing in a game of checkers to him.

Chewie Fact No. 71

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Chewbacca currently holds every single Olympic Record in the history of the world

Chewbacca Fact No. 68

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Chewbacca, so tough he just scared away color.