Chewbacca Fact #140

Chewbacca was the subject of an animated rockumentary composed by the band Supernova. In it, he battles Hitler, saves Betty Rubble and, erm, uses the toilet.

Chewie: whatta Wookie.

Chewie Fact #101

Chewbacca was briefly transformed into a human so he could appear in the movie Highlander.

Chewie fact #96

Chewbacca is actually made of sponge, marzipan and jam, and is so very very tasty. Much tastier, in fact, than a stormtrooper coated in butter.

Chewie Fact #76

Chewbacca’s head is actually edible and considered a delicacy in certain Asian and Central American countries. Some say that one munch on the hallowed fur can lead to a level of strength humankind cannot quantify.

Chewbacca fact #58

Chewbacca is so incredibly awesome that he could overpower any of the other cardboard cutouts in the comic book shop within seconds, and be moving on to the collection of Spiderman collectables before you can say “Holy Jeebs!”

Chewie Fact 56

When alone in the Millenium Falcon’s cockpit, Chewie likes to get groovy.

Chewbacca Fact 52

Chewbacca is secretly a multimillion dollar rock star.

Chewbacca Fact 50!

Under neath Chewbacca’s fur coat is a layer of armor made from a combination of steel and ivory, indestructable cell phones, spider silk, and 17 Chinese phone books.

Chewbacca fact #44

Chewie is so indestructible that he was employed as a human tank by the US Army to fight in WWII. Subsequent attempts to recreate his level of armour using stainless steel and London gangsters have been largely unsuccessful.

Chewie Fact #31

Chewbacca was a pitcher for the New York Yankees in a previous life. Often the batter would purposely strike out just to be further away from Chewie’s piercing growl.

Chewie Fact #27

Underneath his furry exterior, Chewie wears a bulletproof jacket to avoid being sniped in drive-by shootings comitted by those Trandosan slavers. He also keeps three chickens and a hammock underneath his knee.

Chewie fact 21

Chewbacca’s nickname is ‘Chewie’. Anybody found calling him ‘Chooey’, ‘Chuie’ or ‘Chwee’ will imediantly be eaten by Chewbacca’s pet Rancor.

Chewbacca nugget #19

In 1998, Chewbacca sued a confectionery company for usage of the name “Chewie” on a make of chewing gum. The case lasted three years, the result of which was Star Wars: The Phantom Menace.

Chewie Fun Fact Number Sixteen

Chewie’s favourite band is the Animals and his preferred method of transport is the van from Dumb and Dumber (pictured above).

Chewbacca fact No. 14

Chewbacca is the mutant offspring of a mop and Cousin It from the Addams Family. He has a picture of them in his bedroom, where he also has a poster of Bigfoot.