The 50 stars on the American flag don’t stand for the number of states. They stand for how many times Chewbacca is going to smash your face into a car windshield if you give him a dirty look.
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The 50 stars on the American flag don’t stand for the number of states. They stand for how many times Chewbacca is going to smash your face into a car windshield if you give him a dirty look.
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Chewbacca was the subject of an animated rockumentary composed by the band Supernova. In it, he battles Hitler, saves Betty Rubble and, erm, uses the toilet.
Chewie: whatta Wookie.
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Contrary to popular belief, Hitler didn’t commit suicide. Chewbacca ripped his face off. Repeatedley.
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Chewbacca is so badass he can kick ass, and not take names later.
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Chewbacca doesn’t use a calculator. He punches problems in the face until they give him answers.
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Chewbacca spreads napalm jelly on his toast every morning.
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Chewbacca was employed as a living land mine in the Vietnam War. There have been no other sucessful attmepts at creating such high level of power.
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Chewbacca plays dodgeball with 12 kiloton concrete balls, and then uses them as meatballs in his spaghetti.
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Chewie fought the law and the law won. Seconds after being arrested, Chewie beat one of the police officers to a quivering pulp with another police officer.
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Chewbacca is awesome beyond comprhension, and more than you could ever aspire to be.
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Seconds after this photo was taken Chewbacca sprang intoaction and literally ate this man alive, after ripping him in half of course. Don’t mess with Chewie.
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Chewbacca has enough fur to supply every person on the planet with 54 fur coats, and even then he’d still have afull coat for himself left over.
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Chewbacca was once a guest judge on American Idol. He still hangs out with Randy Jackson on weekends.
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Chewbacca’s fearsome Wookiee growl once destroyed a small town in the Nevada dessert. The US government attempted to cover the event up by stating that there was nuclear testing going on. Many other apparent “nuclear” incidents have actually been Chewbacca cover ups.
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Chewie enjoys riding motorcycles around in the dessert for no apparent reason. When asked on this topic, Chewbacca simply stated he was planning on making a giant picture of himself in the sand using his tire tracks. Whether or not he accomplished this goal, we do not know. However, when Americans started to move West in the 1800’s people found a large mountain range shaped eerily like a large dog. The Rocky Mountains have since changed in appearence due to erosion and other natural causes.
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When not fighting the Evil Empire or hanging out with Spiderman, Chewie satisfies his need for attention by performing as a Wookiee cannonball in an intergalactic circus. This may sound pathetic, but all that hair causes a lot of drag, so you can tell he’s really booking it. Plus he’s still wearing his bandoleer in case he needs to kill something in middle of flying through the air. That’s pretty impressive if you think about it.
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Chewbacca taught Lance Armstrong how to ride the bike.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinty, twice. Not to be outdone, Chewbacca counted to infinty, infinty times.
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Chewbacca can have his cake and eat it too. If you even think about trying to stop him from doing this he will eat you. Seriously.
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Chewbacca is a better dancer than Michael Jackson. Times 10.
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The movie Jurassic Park was based on the events that transpired when Chewbacca made some dinosaurs out of thin air and released them into a shopping mall.
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Chewbacca was a contestant on Dancing With The Stars, until he tore a judge’s arms off after an unfavorable comment.
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Chewbacca once transformed himself into cardboard. Why? Because he can, and if you question Chewie’s decision he will literally end you. Literally.
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Chewbacca doesn’t use spellcheck, because the words automatically arrange themselves correctly in fear of being uber-killed by Chewie’s furious Wookiee Roar.
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Chewie doesn’t need to use pesticides on his garden to keep bugs away. This is because if the insects even think about eating some of Chewie’s plants they will spontaneously combust on the spot. That’s just how awesome Chewbacca is.
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In the original grading system, there were only A’s, D’s, and F’s. The B’s and C’s were added later because Chewbacca felt that he should have a part in deciding the fate of millions of lives, and added his initials to the sytem: C B.
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When Chewbacca looks in the mirror, he sees no reflection. This is not only due to the fact that he is a vampire, but also because there can only be one Chewbacca.
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Chewbacca is actually a Transformer. He transforms into a turbo powered Ferrari, which has built in rocket lasers and an iPod docking station.
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Head Chef Ramsay from Hell’s Kitchen once challenged Chewbacca to a cook off. Chef Ramsay ceases to exist.
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Chewie works as a babysitter part time, because his fur is deadly enough to poison a city block, yet it can calm a baby to sleep.
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Contrary to popular belief, Han Solo was actually Chewbacca’s sidekick.
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Chewbacca was best friends with Da Vinci.
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Chewbacca ran a marathon around the equator of the Earth….in four seconds.
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Chewie invented chess because he didn’t like checkers.
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One kiss from Chewbacca can cause a nuclear explosion.
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The Holy Grail is actually located in Chewbacca’s kitchen, unknown to millions of seekers.
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Never tell Chewie to ‘fetch’. He will tear your arms out of their sockets.
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Chewbacca doesn’t use hot sauce. He simply travels to active volocanoes and uses molten lava as a topping on his chili.
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When Chewbacca was a toddler, he used to play in a sandbox. The result were Egypt’s great pyramids.
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Chewbacca washes his flowing mane of hair with a pot of melted leprechaun gold.
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Chewbacca was briefly transformed into a human so he could appear in the movie Highlander.
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On 10/9/09, NASA shot a rocket into the moon to discover if it had water under the surface. Contrary to popular belief, the rocket was actually Chewbacca in disguise.
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Chewbacca drives a flaming chopper covered with the bones of unlucky victims.
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When Chewbacca is called to Jury Duty, he doesn’t go. He simply sends a photo of his face melting glare in reply to the letter and goes about his buisness.
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Chewbacca inspired Pink Floyd’s famous song Another Brick In The Wall Part 2, which featured the prominent lyrics, “We don’t need no education.” after finding a loop hole in Einstein’s theory of relativity at age three.
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Chewbacca is actually made of sponge, marzipan and jam, and is so very very tasty. Much tastier, in fact, than a stormtrooper coated in butter.
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Chewbacca created The Rolling Stones because he didn’t like The Beatles.
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Chewbacca thinks that he is awesome, so therefore he is.
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Chewbacca is awesome. If for even one second you think about Chewbacca not being awesome, Chewbacca will crash through a window, tear your arms off, and beat you to death with them. Then he will win 67 consecutive NFL Superbowls in a row while listening to Rush.
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Chewbacca ate a steel bar and crapped out the Death Star.
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Chewbacca actually wrote John Lennon’s song, Imagine. He let him copy it so he could get free tickets to a Beatles reuinion concert.
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The Grim Reaper is afraid to tell Chewbacca that he died in the 1999 book Vector Prime.
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Chewbacca doesn’t listen to CD’s, he simply punches famous rock bands in the face until they play a live performance for him.
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Chewbacca is so good at Runescape, that his combat level just says: “Mess With Me And Your Arms Will Automatically Be Torn From Their Sockets, And Then You Will Blow Up In The Pure Awesomeness Of ME!!!”.
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Reported encounters with BigFoot, Yeti, wolfmen, and Harry Henderson have actually been discovered to be Chewbacca.
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Chewbacca actually gets haircuts regularly because if he did not he would grow a ferocious mane of raw power which would consume the world.
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Briefly in 2005, all Chewbacca action figures had to be recalled from stores after reports of children getting their arms torn from their sockets by Chewie’s little plastic hands.
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Chewbacca invented the term “blood sucking lawyers” after roaring at his lawyer with such intensity that he was turned into a vampire.
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Chewbacca speaks with grunts and growls because he’s too cool for words.
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Chewbacca keeps a spare laser rocket launcher under his coat of fur in case he needs to destroy an entire planet, which he does on a daily basis.
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Chewbacca actually has two other arms which he conceals unless he needs to completely own Doc Ock from Spiderman, which he does on every other weekend.
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Chewbacca created the evil Empire because he had already beat-down every other thing in the Universe.
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Chewbacca once ripped a man’s arms off, just for snoring too loud.
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Chewbacca is an insanely skilled bass player, only to be rivaled by Geddy Lee, the bassist and lead singer of Chewie’s favourite band, Rush.
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Chewbacca’s career as an MLB superstar came to an abrupt end when he ripped an umpire’s arms out of their sockets.
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Chewbacca’s head is actually edible and considered a delicacy in certain Asian and Central American countries. Some say that one munch on the hallowed fur can lead to a level of strength humankind cannot quantify.
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To show his gratitude for allowing him live, the Emperor has a tattoo of Chewbacca, aswell as a framed picture of the two at a Rush concert.
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If you can see Chewbacca, he can see you. If you can’t see Chewbacca, you may have only seconds before your arms are torn from their sockets.
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Chewbacca was originally cast to play the Terminator. However, he was fired on account of tearing off the arms of the director, after losing in a game of checkers to him.
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Chewbacca uses a simple three step process to pwn his foes: Aim, Shoot, PWNED.
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Chewbacca currently holds every single Olympic Record in the history of the world
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Chewbacca’s only talks in grunts and growls because if anyone ever heard his real voice, their head would explode in the pure awesomeness.
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Chewbacca, so tough he just scared away color.
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Chewbacca’s roar is fierce enough to wipe out city blocks, yet it is gentle enough to soothe an infant to sleep.
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For a limited time during the 1977 Academy Awards, the Oscar was replaced with a new award, named the Chewie.
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Chewbacca is set to appear on the US 2011 twenty dollar bill.
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Princess Leia should have given Chewie his medal……
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Chewie could deflect lightsabers with his bare hands and drink raw X-Wing fuel straight out of the tank.
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Chewbacca possesses to powers of telekinesis, and can communicate with all creatures of the universe.
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Chewbacca is an NBA All Star. He currently holds the world record for slam dunks.
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The popular video game series, Halo, was based on Chewbacca’s first Boy Scout field trip.
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Chewbacca is so incredibly awesome that he could overpower any of the other cardboard cutouts in the comic book shop within seconds, and be moving on to the collection of Spiderman collectables before you can say “Holy Jeebs!”
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The Locust Horde from the Gears of War series were actually Chewbacca’s third grade science fair project.
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When alone in the Millenium Falcon’s cockpit, Chewie likes to get groovy.
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Chewbacca can transform his body into virtually any shape on Earth. In this video he is seen as a nightstand.
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Chewbacca is actually good friends with Spiderman. They like to have a cup of joe on good mornings.
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Chewbacca is secretly a multimillion dollar rock star.
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Chewbacca has the guitar skills of Jimi Hendrix, Eric Clapton, Slash, Eddie Van Halen, and Jimmy Page combined. His guitar riffs were burned to a CD, which was used as the key ingredient in the atomic bomb.
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Under neath Chewbacca’s fur coat is a layer of armor made from a combination of steel and ivory, indestructable cell phones, spider silk, and 17 Chinese phone books.
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If you cut open Chewbacca’s body you would find that he is actualy a combination of atomic warheads, monster trucks, ninja swords, and brain eating zombies.
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Koolaid Man hides under his bed every day because he found out Chewbacca had an energy drink coming out in stores.
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Chewbacca’s nickname “Chewie” came from how he used to describe what an 18-wheeler tasted like after he ate it. Han Solo had to find a new ride after that…….
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The power of Chuck Norris’ beard looks like a girl scout compared to the might of Chewbacca’s mystical fur.
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Chewie is so indestructible that he was employed as a human tank by the US Army to fight in WWII. Subsequent attempts to recreate his level of armour using stainless steel and London gangsters have been largely unsuccessful.
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Chewbacca once created an asteroid so heavy that he could not lift it. Then he lifted it anyway and crushed it with his bare hands.
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Contrary to popular belief, the Earth actually revovles around Chewbacca.
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Instead of water, Chewbacca drinks Mercury.
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Chewbacca mixes his morning coffee with rat poison and spreads radioactive goop on his toast.
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One idiot thought he could over power Chewbacca using 12 gallons of Nair. Chewie took the Nair from the man, drank it all, and only a quater of one hair fell off. Then, he unleashed a Wookiee roar that was so powerful, the man’s skin had peeled off his body.
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When Chewbacca laughs at danger, danger goes running home crying for its mommy.
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Chewbacca and his soccer team, The Fuzzballs (pictured above), have won the World Cup 24 consecutive times in a row. They accomplished this by relying on Chewie’s Wookiee-roar, which allowed The Fuzzballs to kick the ball in the net, while the other team lay on the ground, stunned by the piercing growl.
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Chewbacca was a pitcher for the New York Yankees in a previous life. Often the batter would purposely strike out just to be further away from Chewie’s piercing growl.
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Underneath his furry exterior, Chewie wears a bulletproof jacket to avoid being sniped in drive-by shootings comitted by those Trandosan slavers. He also keeps three chickens and a hammock underneath his knee.
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Chewbacca does not read. He stares datapads down until he gets the information he wants.
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Chewbacca’s nickname is ‘Chewie’. Anybody found calling him ‘Chooey’, ‘Chuie’ or ‘Chwee’ will imediantly be eaten by Chewbacca’s pet Rancor.
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Only three hairs have been lost from Chewbacca’s body. One was used to make a fur coat, which killed 7 people. Another fell into a punch bowl, and it killed all the geusts. The last was an ingreditant in the Atomic Bomb.
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In 1998, Chewbacca sued a confectionery company for usage of the name “Chewie” on a make of chewing gum. The case lasted three years, the result of which was Star Wars: The Phantom Menace.
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Before the Emporer shoots lighting, he has to notify Chewbacca becuase he likes to watch people who are in pain.
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Chewbacca does not need a star ship to attack an enemy fighter. He simply propels himself using the sheer power of his Wookiee roar and punches through the shields of the enemy ship with his bare hands.
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Chewie’s favourite band is the Animals and his preferred method of transport is the van from Dumb and Dumber (pictured above).
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Chewbacca’s bow caster is actually his modified hair groomer, which is why it sometimes fires poisonous hair balls.
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Chewbacca is the mutant offspring of a mop and Cousin It from the Addams Family. He has a picture of them in his bedroom, where he also has a poster of Bigfoot.
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If the power of one Chewbacca Wookiee howl was harnessed, it could power the planet Courscant for 46 minutes.
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When a Wookiee mother named her child Chewbacca, the baby transformed into a Wookiee who was smaller and walked on all fours. This was how the dog was created, every time a Wookiee child was named Chewbacca because there can only be one Chewbacca.
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The scene in Star Wars: A New Hope where the princess calls Chewbacca a “walking carpet” was edited before the movie was released. In the original scene, Chewbacca tears the princess in half after he is insulted. The scene was edited by the editors, who later died from mysterious bowcaster incidents.
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The reason the Millennium Falcon made the Kessel Run in three parsects was because Chewbacca took a wiz in the fuel tank.
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Never call Chewbacca a “walking carpet”. Or he’ll rip your arms off.
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Chewbacca breaks lightsabers over his leg and then drinks the cheap, neon fluid inside.
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Chewbacca is so tough that he makes Jabba’s Rancor look like an Ewok.
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Chewbacca is so tough that he could rip an X-Wing Fighter in half with his bare hands.
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Chewbacca doesn’t tolerate friendly fire. When a rebel accidently shot him, he unleashed a Wookiee roar so powerful, that the man was reduced to a quivering pulp of weakness.
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Chewbacca is so tough that when he lost a board game, he ripped the winner’s arms out of their sockets.
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Chewbacca stared Darth Vader in the face and he backed down.
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